It’s me! Secret Agent Goris from Armenia. My odd, but special gift is collecting menacing rodents, rude people, and annoying tattletales. A few squirts of my fresh bamboo spray hypnotizes the pests and they are no longer nuisances! *Note: Spray can be used on smaller siblings.
Hobbies: Coloring the walls of my room and feeding stray animals that visit my yard. Sometimes I gulp grape soda too.
Last sighting: Buying cases of grape soda in a Seattle, Washington grocery store.